[milner]

Originally Posted by Biz

I'll get the ball rolling with this, it's nae strictly true, but it's a pretty good indicator of the sort of smut I'm looking for...

Pinks lesbotic following were all standing in a row behind the security barrier, when Pink appeared they all grabbed the bottom of their T shirts and pulled them up to thier necks, revealing their bare coapy baps, and being a bit chilly, their sticky oot nips.
Ootchya boysers,never ane to miss an opportunity, I was off...running from stage right to stage left on the other side of the barrier, I rocketed along, right hand sticking out from my side like a signpost at chest height, my fingertips lightly tapping the nips and baps, as if it were some gigantic Calypso percussion instrument, Phwoarrrr, ya dancer, and I got paid tae.

where can i apply for that job?