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Originally Posted by Biz
I had to take receipts from purchasing and process them so that companies got paid on time, I found out that crappy Malt Mill type cover bands were getting over £1500 for a shit set followed by a shitter disco at shit company dos attended by fuckwits who wouldn't know a decent song or band if it sucked them off in the bogs and tattoed it's name all over their stupid hairy mooning fae their kilt clad arses.
I couldn't help notice that the homophobic retards wholeheartedly enjoyed lifting their kilts, showing off their tiny drunken cocks to each other, and am pretty sure that all their homophobia was a rather stupid attempt at hiding their homoerotic fantasies.
Work in an office also involves being with some really nice people, but the kiss ass clipey arseholes, lying dickheads, and fat arsed moaning bitches are anough to put me off for life.
Positive points included playing computer games, checking oot some bints coapy baps and arse and getting a hot lunch delivered to my office, as well as lots of money every month, but FUCK THAT, I'd rather be paid in beer to DJ for Fudge than waste my life making greedy shareholders even wealthier for 37 and a half hours a week.
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Get aff the fence, min!
Spit it oot and tell us what you really think
Ps - I see you managed to squeeze "coapy baps" (pun intended) into a thread aboot mundane joabs. Yer some cunt, so ye ur