[patrick boo]

Bless poor old Cliff 'heterosexual' Richard. He's just missed out on the number one spot with '21st Century Christmas', where Cliff is the bloke on the advert whose son shows him how to download tracks onto his eyepod and then gives him a razor that makes his head explode with awe and wonder. Obviously it's an actor playing the son because Cliff Richard has no son - not that he's gay or anything, or impotent. Oh no, virile, straight sir Clifford is kind of singing in a 'modern' style - like those modern fellows with their wrap music - about the modern world. Not like it was in Cliff's day though, is it?. I know, let's do the show RIGHT HERE!