[patrick boo]

I've just see that wee boy who wanted to be a priest in 'Brookside' on the news - apparently he is in the final - the sympathy vote as he is obviously suffering from Gary Coleman syndrome (look, I dunno the medical terminology, OK?). I'd vote for him if he looked into camera and said 'What you talkin' bout, Willis?, our kid?' then stuck his bottom lip out. However, this would have to be followed by Shazza launching a tirade at him that ended in, 'I'd rather drown face down in a bath of Steve Brookstein's three week old spunk than listen to another three minutes of your pisspoor braying.'