[patrick boo]

...Obviously a reverential nod to the REAL queen of pop. As it's Kylie it's OK, we'll say no more. The Madonna covers are obviously part of the Kylesters' same grand plan, to acknowledge the proper hierarchy of pop. Ms Mingu is slipping into Madge's Manolos quite effortlessly, as Ms Ciccone has now transcended Queenship to become some sort of Grand Dame, a sort of Maggie Smith figure looking down through diamonte pince-nez, sucking her teeth, ever on the verge of haughtily exclaiming, "A HANDBAG?!"
Did you see Madonna interviewed by Kirsty Wark last week? What's happened to her eyes? She's starting to look like one of those aliens from 'Close Encounters'...