i can't believe westlife managed to cover The Rose with a straight face, without cracking up and thinking of the happy hands club from Napoleon Dynamite.
That Jordan and Peter CD looks like my idea of hell. I can't believe they're planning on butchering Dolly and Kenny's classic track. Quick let's find the warehouse where all the CDs currently pressed and shop-ready are being stored, burn them and then burn the master recording. It's a travesty. Either that or we could start some sort of Peter Andre/child-sex-pest rumour just in time for the album to be pulled.
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