on bass and backing vocals we have Mike (peter jackson)
on drums we have chris (aragorn)
on the infamous rythym guitar and backing vocals we have hog (gollum no offense bud!

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on lead guitar we have jim! (wormtongue)
and last but not least on growls and screams we have Tony! (boromir)
You could really make a big novelty band out of that and rake in the cash my friends
austin