I had whole long winded speech about just how shit callum best is, and why he genuinely deserves to be marooned on a tropical(or possibly glacier) island and left there to rot...
However he is not the worst Best.
George.. yes he's a drunk, yes he wasted his life, but I am led to believe he was an amazing footballer. So at least he has some degree of talent.
Pete... suffering dearly from Poor Javine syndrome, does have a degree of talent in the form of hitting some sticks off things to make sounds... so yeah, not the worst.
Callum... yes he's cunt, he has absolutely no actual talent, but then again neither do any other models if that's the route we're following. He has a very pretty face. Maybe not talent, but at least there's the possibility of a job prospect.
Now:
Alex Best... a former air hostess and ex-wife of George Best, who was her senior by 26 years. She married Best in 1995. In 2004 she appeared in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! and in the same year she won the title of Rear of the Year.
Coffee, Tea or me.
She, my dear boo-buddies is the trappings of fame, the duty of talent and the nature of celebrity.
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