I met Betty Boo on a country lane in the sunshine. It was very hot and she was chainsmoking. She also had the most amazing hair - and I don't mean in the way that she usually has amazing hair, I mean it was so amazing it was magical, hypnotic, hallucinogenic. We sat on a log and got chatting, and all I could say was, 'Why are you smoking? You don't smoke. Where did you get your hair cut? You're too thin, you're starting to look like Teri Hatcher'.
Oh wait, maybe that wasn't my dream.
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