[Tubthumper]

Originally Posted by Jake Spike

I thought Anal Cunt had the funniest song titles, evidently I was wrong. Recently got a CDr from Australia's Americunt, and here's some of the better song titles:

7. Limp Bizkit make gay music because they listen to Tool and Tool are shit.
11. You're only famous 'cause you got hit in the head with an Americunt tape.
13. Kurt Cobain, dead - Tupac, dead - Die Maynard cunt! Fuck you!
14. Without the enzyme, zymase, converting starch into simple sugars, your yeast is fucked and it will be unleavened bread for all.
16. The fact that you listen to Tool makes you dumb enough for me to need no other reason to kill you.
17. No matter what the reason for you ripping up your arms is, you're still a fucking tosser.
20. So what if every second song I write is about hating Tool, they're fucking shit and I hope they die, and fuck you for giving a shit, you fucking Tool-loving bumjacking cunt (you deserve to die).
24. I used to be a Nazi, but then I got a life.
26. I'll say sorry when you give me my bike and my virginity back.
27. We killed Euronymous, and threatened to kill Varg, so he took the rap for us, because he's a pussy.
38. You listen to Tool because you want to kill yourself, and you listen to Slayer because you want to kill everyone else.
40. I hate those shithouse grind songs that just repeat the title a couple of times before exulting in a noise outro.

I hope their music is as good as their song titles.