I had such hopes for quality cinema in 2006, I was dying to see the new Superman, A Scanner Darkly, Pan's Labyrinth... but then Snakes on a Plane came along, and now I can't even watch ANY movie without waiting for August 18... which incidentally is the release of Clerks 2. I'm going to have a party that night, oh yes. Oh yes.
And now the Bruce Campbell project, which I'd heard about before, and which sounds amazing. Bruce Campbell, with chainsaw and monsters, and no idea what to do? Sublime genius. Stephen Hawking's brain would explode if he came up with this plot. I tell you, 2006 is going to be the year of the gloriously schlocky B-movies, and there's nothing we can do. Nothing.
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