If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
you might be a redneck.
If your sister is the third generation of women in your family to coneive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
you might be a redneck.
If you think possum is "other white meat"
you might be a redneck.
If the centerpiece on your dinning room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist
you might be a redneck.
If you think safe sex is having a padded headboard
you might be a redneck.
If you believe "dual air bags" refer to your wife and mother-in-law
you might be a redneck.
If the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife
you might be a redneck.
If the billboard that says "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans
you might be a redneck.
If your childs first words were "ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS!"
you might be a redneck.
NASCAR
non athletic sport created around rednecks.
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