[Rachie]

Last night I found out what happens when you accidently pierce an unopened 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru with a kitchen knife.

Answer: It goes fucking everywhere

Tiniest pinprick of a hole, high pressure irn bru = starts spraying all over the kitchen....and me...

I got bru in my hair. I was keeping it up on top of the fridge so it had a height advantage on me