AmbientMood

All the threads on here suck right now. Somebody needs to get back on their fat ass and create an over-whelming influx of new, exciting interesting threads (much unlike this one *comtemplating not posting it*).

The two issues I would like to discuss:

Black Sabbath suck and you know it. I'm sick and tired of seeing bog standard, worthless heavy metal turds in magazines (probably 'Chimaira') bigging up these so called forefathers of metal - I'd rather read magazines that delve into the complexities of a cow taking a shit. I don't care whatever the hell they fathered - fake satanity and lots of morons I say. It's also a little known fact that Ozzy sucks and his wife is in a silly ASDA advert. She just lost the smidgeon of credibility she didn't have in the first place - negative scene points if you like.

Also, Kelly Osbourne is lame. She was on a really stupid tv programme not long ago called 'The Friday Night Project' (ironic: they aired it on Saturday) where she came out telling crap jokes she didn't write. At that moment I felt embarrassed to be British, which is why it's not immigrants we need out of this country, it's Kelly Osbourne and those silly little shits who were in Byker Grove that need to go (Ant and Dick). We could give them Uzbehkistan or something.

Who else should be dumped in Uzbhekistan?