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Originally Posted by General Ermintrude
You are Lumpo-Tempo, as opposed to my brother, Lumpo-Basso.
Your job description will be outlined in your SIDCA corporate induction pack, which will be forthcoming (you think I'm joking......). Main duties anticipated to include hitting things with sticks, hard as you like. Membership of Team-Sidca entitles you to rant in a tangential, steam-of-consciousness fashion on any matter that tickles yer whatnot, on public forums, bathroom walls or peoples foreheads. You may also dance in a vulgar fashion when people least expect it. After your 4 week induction training programme is complete, you will be allowed to experiment with fire.
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FUCKING A
My life will soon be complete apart from the sexual experimentation that I keep putting off! 
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"You listen to me. While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a nay-sayer and hatchet man in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and I'll gladly take another, because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method…is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman"
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