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One year ago today we closed for rennovations and ended up demolishing the interior of the bar and all but started again (although it turned out looking exactly the same).

Unfortunately Freddy the Toilet fungus passed away during the course of the rennovations. He has been sorely missed. OK that last sentence isn't entirely true.

Does anyone have good stories about the old bogs to share? OK delete the word 'good', does anyone have old Moorings bogs stories to share?

I still remember the time I caught a guy shitting on the floor... I mean what the fuck did he think the sinks were for doh!

Then there was the time that Frankenfurter fell 'asleep' in the urinal.

But my all time favourite was the Sat Night that someone dropped a 1p into the urinal and everyone else assumed it must be some sort of wishing well, and by the end of the night we ended up with about £20 in assorted change.

Then there was the worlds largest bogie contest that ran for the best part of a decade... Not sure who won in the end but it was the size of a small slug. Err and it clung to that tile for over 4 years, until one of the builders took it out with a sledgehammer.

Oooh I'm going all misty eyed.