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The Top 100 search terms of 2004, with last year's rank in parentheses.

1. Janet Jackson (-)
2. Paris Hilton (4)
3. Clay Aiken (24)
4. Britney Spears (2)
5. Nick Berg (-)
6. KaZaA (1)
7. Tattoos (-)
8. Pamela Anderson (9)
9. Michelle Vieth (-)
10. Poker (-)
11. Atkins Diet (14)
12. Brooke Burke (10)
13. Dragonball (3)
14. Weight Watchers (54)
15. NFL (8 )
16. Iraq War (15)
17. WWE (17)
18. South Beach Diet (-)
19. Christmas (7)
20. Neopets (59)
21. Hilary Duff (60)
22. Halloween (19)
23. Catherine Bosley (-)
24. Playstation (55)
25. Final Fantasy (31)
26. Harry Potter (13)
27. IRS (5)
28. Jennifer Lopez (20)
29. Baseball (29)
30. Green Tea & Weight Loss (-)
31. Anna Nicole Smith (-)
32. Carmen Electra (50)
33. Pokemon (58 )
34. Christina Aguilera (25)
35. Super Bowl XXXVIII (-)
36. The Sims (52)
37. Tara Reid (-)
38. NASCAR (38 )
39. Usher (-)
40. Xbox (79)
41. Apollo 11 (74)
42. Lindsay Lohan (-)
43. Pilates (-)
44. Diets (66)
45. Yu-Gi-Oh! (22)
46. Golf (36)
47. Taxes (27)
48. Prom Dresses (43)
49. Olsen Twins (-)
50. Jessica Simpson (-)
51. Anna Kournikova (37)
52. Abraham Lincoln (-)
53. Halloween Costumes (40)
54. Lord of the Rings (23)
55. Inuyasha (-)
56. Sailor Moon (-)
57. NBA (38 )
58. Adaware (93)
59. Drudge Report (-)
60. Howard Stern (-)
61. Angelina Jolie (-)
62. 2004 Olympics (-)
63. Star Wars (68 )
64. Beyonce Knowles (100)
65. Valentine's Day (46)
66. Eminem (26)
67. American Idol (30)
68. U.S. Army (81)
69. Torrie Wilson (-)
70. Skateboarding (87)
71. Severina Vuckovic (-)
72. March Madness (-)
73. Katie Price (-)
74. CNN (-)
75. College Football (99)
76. FAFSA (63)
77. Avril Lavigne (51)
78. Barbie (61)
79. Spider-Man 2 (-)
80. Prom Hairstyles (65)
81. George W. Bush (-)
82. Tupac Shakur (53)
83. Oprah Winfrey (89)
84. The Passion of Christ (-)
85. Mardi Gras (-)
86. Grand Theft Auto (49)
87. Powerball (56)
88. Golf Clubs (-)
89. Alyssa Milano (-)
90. Madonna (84)
91. Emma Watson (-)
92. Viagra (32)
93. Orlando Bloom (80)
94. Diablo II (-)
95. Diabetes (62)
96. John Kerry (-)
97. Christmas Trees (-)
98. Easter (78 )
99. Evanescence (71)
100. FOX News (-)

Although i don't believe for a second that 'porn', 'tits' or 'transvestite' wasn't in the REAL 100